The Mind Bordello

sealcat:

no literally never go out in public with me I will say “dog” every time I see a dog and I will say “hello” to every dog that I meet and if we’re having a conversation I will stop and point when a dog goes by I literally am the wors

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all about me

221B Con Intro Post: AN AMBRR IS HERE!

HELLO!

Name: Amber; will also respond to Ambrrr or Nolala
Age: 26. I am your cool Tumblr aunt (in my head)
Things: I helped create and co-mod the 221B forum on Ravelry; if you’re on there come check us out! Ostensibly we knit/crochet/craft and talk about Sherlock; in reality we sit on the Naughty Steps.
At the Con: I’ll be at 221 Tea as well as both days of the Con, being my most outgoing and trying not to have a panic attack in the bathroom.
Panels: I’m not ON any, and will generally be flitting around trying to see what gets my interest at the time. Wheee indecisiveness~~
In General: Please feel free to say hello! In fact after the jump I’ve included a handy dandy photo guide to being/recognizing me. I am always up for shenanigans.

cryingluigi:

I suck at keeping in contact with people even if I like them

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all about me

about me

Name: Amber

Age: 25

Height: 5’8

Weight: I haven’t weighed myself in forever, so who knows

Relationship status: single

Birthday: october 2nd

Favorite color: green

Favorite band: mumford & sons

Last song listened: mumford & sons - white blank page

Favorite movie: amelie

Last movie watched: iron man

Favorite book: the namesake - jhumpa lahiri

Last book read: currently reading the second volume of the complete sherlock holmes

# of siblings: 0

# of pets: 0

Best school subject: when i was in high school? hmmm probably english.

Mac or PC? mac

Cell phone type: it’s a shitty at&t gophone “smart phone” because i’m out of contract and waiting until i can afford the samsung galaxy s3

Current shirt color: grey tank with “c’est le coup de foudre” on it

Gamer? no, i like to watch people play video games like i’m watching a movie that i can influence by shouting

Day or night? night

Summer or winter? winter, yes so many cozy sweaters and scarves

Most-visited website? tumblr, or weather.com

Celebrity crush: benedict cumberbatch

Biggest turn on: a slightly twisted sense of humor and hair you will let me play with

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Fun Times At Target Today!

Whenever I go somewhere with shoes I always try on the highest ones. I cannot usually walk very far in them, but THAT IS NOT THE POINT.

Par example:

I took these on my phone’s camera, plus the mirror in the shoe department was GROSS. Get it together, Target.

I call these “Lady Benedict Shoes,” for obvious reasons:

They were actually SHOCKINGLY comfortable. They were also tied together, forcing me to walk with little mincing weirdo steps from the aisle to the mirror. People looked at me strangely.

I also found oddly formal pajamas:

This is at Walgreens, but it really startled me when I walked in. So now I must inflict it on other people:

Fun times at Target (and Walgreens) today!!

Sorry that this post was filled with huge images of my feet. And Donald Trump.

FACT: In the extremely (EXTREMELY) unlikely event I would happen across Martin Freeman as he was out walking his dog(s?!) I would notice the dog before I’d notice him.

Because PUPPIES

Reblog so people know who you are.

Name: Amber
Tumblr Name: nolala (is that not… next to… the post?)
Nickname(s): Anna/Angela/Amanda aka “I forgot your name”
Birthday: October 2nd
Relationship Status: ❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Very Sleepy
Random fact about you: I’ll sing a song just for you at the drop of a hat. If that song happens to be “The Presidents Song” or a personalized version of “Total Eclipse of the Heart” I can’t be held responsible.
’Hobbies/Interests: Reading, knitting, design, travel, sleeping
Do you smoke/drink: I don’t smoke and I drink rarely, because it makes me sleepy (also I am poor and it’s hard to afford things)
Why Tumblr?: Why not!