The Mind Bordello

Definitely Not Stalking You

(As tweeted by me at an ungodly hour a day or so ago):

Will Sherlock ever learn gun safety?
Will he discover that his tailor has been playing a v sexy practical joke?
Where does John find his jumpers?
Is he also the victim of a practical joke?
Give me the name of Irene’s makeup brand?
How prepared are Sherlock & John for the zombie apocalypse?
What is Mycroft’s favorite dessert?
Can I be your friend?
How many languages does Sherlock speak?
Is one Klingon?
Is he a Trekker?
Why am I being escorted off of the premises?
Could you sign this for me? No, don’t read it. It’s not a legal document, that’d be ridiculous.

FINAL QUESTION: How does the entire cast do that thing with their faces, where their faces are the best faces of all the faces?