The Mind Bordello

The Hannibal fandom tho like they came outta no where one second everyone was just

and then

One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most beautiful pair of socks and I thought, “I just have to buy this”. So when I did, and I was at the counter, the cashier told me, “You can get another pair of socks for a half off since we’re having a special sale.” So I did, I went and got another pair of socks and then they told me, this time, that if I buy another pair of socks, I’ll get another pair of socks for free…And so I bought another socks to get another pair of socks for free and they told me again that if I buy another pair of socks, this time, they’ll let me have two pairs of socks for free. And I did. So by the end of the day, I had bought about 7 pairs of socks and no new suits or shirts. And I thought to myself, “This is my life now. Spending money on socks.

Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via rosenlaui)

This is why he’s not allowed to go shopping without Martin Freeman. He does this

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Lol oh my god dying from the cute

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billiethepoet:

mazarin221b:

johnnybooboo:

buzzfeedceleb:

Benedict Cumberbatch deleted shower scene from Star Trek Into Darkness

OMG.

I bet he’s wearing those fucking bird swim trunks out of frame.

PROBABLY

GET AWAY FROM ME BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

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“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

That’s it. That’s it right there.

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bakerstreetbabes:

popeular:

wholocked-me-in-my-mindpalace:

consultingflatmates:

[x]

i”m not sure what martin is doing but this is adorabe

martin freeman from the west side motherfucker

Just. Seriously. West side. GOOD GOD.

Clearly they are “W”s for “Watson,” y’all! :D

shycustis:

3,500 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY

I recently passed 3,500 followers, and thought I’d do a giveaway just as a little thanks. <3

First prize!:

1 poster print (roughly 15x24”) from my gallery of your choosing

1 large print (roughly 11x17”) from my gallery of your choosing

5 small 5x7” prints of a random assortment (I’ll be sure to not duplicate your larger picks)

All daruma pins, ghost-girl and monster-girl stickers shown above

Your pick of 5 other stickers

A copy of GoreBook, Little White & Little Dark, and pair of Shy and Coey sketchbooks

A set of my 4 Unfriendly Things charms

Second prize!:

1 large print of your choosing

4 small random prints

All daruma pins, ghost-girl and monster-girl stickers shown above

2 other random stickers

A web-size PDF of my sketchbook

2 random Unfriendly Things charms

Twitter prize!:

Retweet this for a chance to win:

5 small random prints

2 other random stickers

A web-size PDF of my sketchbook

All prints and books will be signed by me (and Coey will sign the books applying to him). I’m happy to ship worldwide!

Reblog up to three times! (Likes don’t count!)
Winner will be randomly selected 2pm EST, June 2nd!

GIMME DAT

amandaabbington:

Simon Pegg & Benedict Cumberbatch Twitter Pics

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bakerstreetbabes:

YOU CAN’T STEAL MY NICKNAME BENEDICT

BENEDICT THAT IS SO RUDE

doctorbofurbooty:

There are all these actors on tumblr telling me that I should be studying, but I haven’t been in school for three years so can they please leave me alone now

you kids get off my lawn